disturbedlolita:

cranity:

if I were a jedi i’d also want black robes, it may signal my downfall but man I just can’t do beige

lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

simonstuck493:

dennys:

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

terriamon:

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

the groot gatsby

mattysfoggys:

old sprout

just-shower-thoughts:

Thanks to Stranger Things every little girl going through Chemo has a killer costume idea this year.